E ele diz que ainda vai explicar melhor...

Procurava algo específico num determinado site (não, não vou dizer o quê) e dou de caras com um anúncio colocado na categoria "Jobs Offered" como segue:

LADIES SO,WHAT ARE YOU DOING THESE DAYS!!!

NOW,THAT QUESTION SHOULD BE ANSWERED BY ONLY WHITE FEMALE UNDER THE AGE OF 22 THAT BELONG TO EITHER UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,UNITED KINGDOM,CANADA,AUSTRALIA,NEW ZEALAND OR ANY OF THE EUROPEAN COUNTRIES PLUS ARE ALSO EITHER REDHEADS OR BLONDS OR BRUNETTES WITH EITHER GREEN OR BLUE EYES.

SO,WHAT IS THE JOB YOU MUST BE ASKING YOURSELF BY NOW AND THE TRUTH IS THAT THERE IS NO JOB AND IN FACT IF YOU ARE YOUNG+WHITE+GORGEOUS THEN YOU SHALL NEVER HAVE TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE.SO,WHY AM I ADVERTISING AT JOBS WANTED AND THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE AND THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT I AM LOOKING FOR FOUR GORGEOUS WIVES THAT ARE FROM THE WEST PLUS CONCUBINES AND I FIGURED THAT THERE GOT TO BE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WORKING NINE TO FIVE THAT MIGHT WANT TO MARRY AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESSMAN AND GET SERVANTS OR STAFF OF THEIR OWN INSTEAD OF WORKING FOR A LIVING FOR OTHERS. PLUS WANT THEIR OWN CARS,HOME,BANK BALANCE FOR SIMPLY BEING WIVES OR CONCUBINES...

NOW,I COULD GO ON TO EXPLAIN FURTHER BUT I THINK I WILL LEAVE THE DETAILS FOR THE LUCKY ONES THAT REPLY FOR DETAILS AND THEN I WILL EXPLAIN MUCH BETTER.IN CLOSING,REMEMBER ONLY REPLY IF YOU ARE WHITE AND AS SUCH EITHER A REDHEAD,BLONDE OR STUNNING BRUNETTE WITH BLUE OR GREEN EYES PLUS VERY YOUNG,INDEED.

THE REST IS MODERN DAY HISTORY.

Ora bem... nem sei por onde lhe pegar...

Nota 10 pela franqueza demonstrada e pela especificidade do pedido.

De resto... era quem lhe enfiasse a modern day history pelo que eu cá sei acima.